HEY YOU BLAND PILES OF RUBBISH
can you draw? are you good at drawing? are you ACTUALLY good at drawing?
Are you good at drawing Gordon Ramsay being really pissed off and looking ridiculous?
I’m currently designing You Donkey: A Book of Gordon Ramsay Poems and I can’t draw for shit. I need illustrations!
Submit your drawings and you’ll be in the book. You’ll be credited, it’ll be IN the book*, and you’ll get a free copy. I’ll also throw in a candy bar or something.
Send your shit to firstname.lastname@example.org
*it’s not a promise, if you send me a smiley face with a frown and a talk bubble that says “fook off” I will obviously not put it in the book.