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Can’t wait to see the number of people wearing the Nike Air Yeezy II just because Yeezy taught them

This reminds me of my parents

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad ate local, fair-trade, organic produce before you did and he’s still got the cultivation skills to prove it. With a leather tanned neck and a green thumb, he seduced Mother Earth into growing him the best vegetables anyone has ever seen. But, he wasn’t a gardener. Gardeners are old ladies with sun hats and bad knees. He was the John Wayne of farming that had a quiet confidence he could grow anything. He didn’t need even need pesticides because he was intimidating enough to keep pests away from his food babies. 

So hipsters, when you’re sitting in a restaurant you found on yelp and you’re pestering the waitress to see if the tomatoes in your salad are fair-trade, locally grown, organic and sustainably farmed, remember this…

Your dad wasn’t into eating local, fair-trade, organic so that he could smugly look down upon everyone else who doesn’t. He ate that way because it just taste damn better and all he cared about was enjoying the best things in life. 

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nbaoffseason:

fuckyeanba:

There are a lot of things you could write about DeShawn Stevenson’s “swag” before dinner (e.g. his outfit: I’d go with A Clockwork Orange droogs reference, but only because I caught a republished Burgess piece* in the New Yorker today), but the one that jumped out at me the second time I looked at it, was the automated teller machine in the background. Who keeps an ATM in their apartment? DeShawn Stevenson, that’s who. Here are some questions I have for Mr. Stevenson

• Does he have to pay a feed when he uses it? Or does he just unlock it and take some cash?
• When his friends use it, do they have to pay a fee?
• Where did he purchase the ATM?
• Is there any legal wrangling involved in having in your own personal ATM?
• Was he inspired by Anthony Anderson in Barbershop?
• I’d guess stocking an ATM fee would be expensive, and I’m not sure DeShawn Stevenson can afford it. He did lose that bet to Hibachi.

[h/t @PlyerPerspective via @Jose3030]

*Hopefully we can overlook how snobby this mention appears

In true DeShawn Stevenson fashion, he’s got recycled shipping boxes next to the ATM. I mean, c’mon, son! And —AND!— fill up your damn sweet tea jug! Nothing says fake swag quite like not having any sweet tea in the house.

Any man win an ATM in his kitchen hosts a LOT of card games. The less said about the fit, the better.

An ATM? Really? Someone likes to gamble

Please do not touch the giant touch screen table

Guy on stilts

The classic (cheesey) train tracks

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Where my knowledge of British culture comes from

British Television: The Next Best Thing to Being There, I Assume

Yup. Pretty much

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